"i'm madly in love with Jenifer Lawrence" - LSA

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I don't know why a reasonable man will date her grand-daughter. 


I've been trying harder to get in touch with "Jen Law" for long but all of a sudden from no where one nut who called himself Cooke Maroney just put ring into her finger.

Well let me tell you, if you ring her finger, I'll ring her heart with her future. "Jen Law is mine"





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